写礼仪的英语短文翻译 礼仪的英语句子

Table manners were discovered by Martha Stewart during her exploration of Africa in the 19th century. They’re a collection of universal social norms inscribed in a chunk of the Great Rift Valley granite, measuring 114.4cm at its tallest point, while being 72.3cm wide and 27.9cm thick. It was named the Rosetta Stone. The origins of the stone remain a mystery to this day, although it would appear that there were some breed of homos behind it. After decades of unsuccessful attempts to decipher its contents, king of The United Kingdom, Winston Churchill discovered during one of his boozing sprees that the inscriptions on the stone were perfectly legible given sufficient degree of intoxication by the reader. Since then table manners have been shaping the hospitality industry worldwide.

Fork should be held on the hand whichever handed you’re not. If you’re ambidextrous you can’t hold a fork. The only exception is when there is no knife.
Same applies to knife.
Spoon can be held with whichever limb one wishes, unless there is no spoon (note: In England you only have one spoon).
Wearing a hat is considered a mortal sin.
There should always be an odd number of spoons, as well as forks. For knives an even number is recommended.
Total number of items on a table is not to exceed 35. Total number of tables is not to exceed 3. Please note that beans must be counted as individual items.
Ice cream is not be tolerated for it melts and ruins the mood.